"Jones. It's Diaz. Cute voicemail. Anyway, I kinda want you to look into someone for a client. Island resident. Name's Miguel O'Hara. Basically, just something to get your feet wet, see what you can dig up. Let me know if you find anything worthwhile."
"Okay, look." Duke sounded extremely put out. "I don't know who told you what about the people I live with. But I'm fine. Save your therapy for someone who actually needs it."
Alright, Summer was getting sick of waiting for Rey to call her back, she had to take matters into her own hands with a text:
gurl. Y have you not called me back yet?? I swear to god, if you're not answering because you ran off to Vegas to get hitched or whatever, I am low-key going to be kind of pissed ngl ☹️☹️☹️
Well, would you look at that, a message from Shunsui finally did make it back to Jessica! Was it intended for her? Of course not. But did it really matter in the long run at this point?
"So ka, you're sure we could have a good time? My dear, precious lovely blooming desert rose, it is a well-documented fact that we will have nothing but ♥. Anything in particular you might have in mind? My evening is open and my sake bottle full ♥."
You'd think, at some point, he would start to question why none of his adorations and appeals to all the lovely young ladies on the island were going unanswered, but he still wasn't quite there yet.
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Wacky Phone Day!
What kind of drunk makeovers?
He was asking the real questions here, okay?
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Look, the message had had 'hang out' in quotes, soooooo....
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PHONE DAY!
"Okay, look." Duke sounded extremely put out. "I don't know who told you what about the people I live with. But I'm fine. Save your therapy for someone who actually needs it."
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Phone Day!
Or at least a very loud, "WHO IS THIS? DID AMENADIEL PUT YOU UP TO THIS?! TELL HIM HIS FORAGE INTO DAD HUMOR LEAVES SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED!"
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gurl. Y have you not called me back yet?? I swear to god, if you're not answering because you ran off to Vegas to get hitched or whatever, I am low-key going to be kind of pissed ngl ☹️☹️☹️
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Wacky Phone Day!
"...I'm sorry, you blast bears? Is that supposed to be slang?"
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"So ka, you're sure we could have a good time? My dear, precious lovely blooming desert rose, it is a well-documented fact that we will have nothing but ♥. Anything in particular you might have in mind? My evening is open and my sake bottle full ♥."
You'd think, at some point, he would start to question why none of his adorations and appeals to all the lovely young ladies on the island were going unanswered, but he still wasn't quite there yet.
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The message probably wasn't for her, but Seivarden just wanted to point this out.
Phone Day
"Can't speak from raccoons, but horses will go for musical numbers if you let them."
That was just Swift Wind, Adora.
Wacky Phones 2021
Someone's been talking about us having sex? Who's Joe? Is he looking to join us? I want a look at him first, before I agree to anything.