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superjoanjett) wrote2021-05-24 11:07 am
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Fandom Radio - Monday 5/24
So. Third week in a row. I guess this is my life now: sitting in a small room that smells like spilled rum and squirrels.
... Honestly this is better than some bars I've been in. Anyway, this is Jessica Jones and here's the news that a bunch of alcoholic squirrels scribbled on post it notes.
Nothing in school or the dorms. Clearly you teenagers are boring or just really sneaky.
Over in town, Steve and Danny got back from a baseball game and apparently came home covered in old bay seasoning. I'm not sure how they play baseball in Baltimore but in NYC we usually just watch a game but you guys do you.
Duke was on the beach being moody and got a visit from a raccoon. Ah. Sorry. He got a visit Octavia who is a raccoon because apparently that's a thing again.
The new guy Dwight set up shop where he'll fix and clean things. Rosa stopped by and apparently said more than ten words to Dwight. Wow... she must like you. Alluka stopped by and gave Dwight the heads up about the gremlins. Travis also came by with his dog and also talked about the oddness of Fandom. Miguel also stopped by to talk about vacuum cleaners with tentacles. Also the squirrels gave me a note to pass along to Dwight to let him know that apparently there are "no gas leaks" in Fandom. I have no idea what that means.
Finally Silver was at the Devil's nest throwing out old olives and Rey stopped by to be adorable with him.
That's it for the news. This is Jessica Jones who apparently will be here every week even though I don't give a *BEEP*. Have a day.
... Honestly this is better than some bars I've been in. Anyway, this is Jessica Jones and here's the news that a bunch of alcoholic squirrels scribbled on post it notes.
Nothing in school or the dorms. Clearly you teenagers are boring or just really sneaky.
Over in town, Steve and Danny got back from a baseball game and apparently came home covered in old bay seasoning. I'm not sure how they play baseball in Baltimore but in NYC we usually just watch a game but you guys do you.
Duke was on the beach being moody and got a visit from a raccoon. Ah. Sorry. He got a visit Octavia who is a raccoon because apparently that's a thing again.
The new guy Dwight set up shop where he'll fix and clean things. Rosa stopped by and apparently said more than ten words to Dwight. Wow... she must like you. Alluka stopped by and gave Dwight the heads up about the gremlins. Travis also came by with his dog and also talked about the oddness of Fandom. Miguel also stopped by to talk about vacuum cleaners with tentacles. Also the squirrels gave me a note to pass along to Dwight to let him know that apparently there are "no gas leaks" in Fandom. I have no idea what that means.
Finally Silver was at the Devil's nest throwing out old olives and Rey stopped by to be adorable with him.
That's it for the news. This is Jessica Jones who apparently will be here every week even though I don't give a *BEEP*. Have a day.